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Monday, 30 November 2015

A day in the life of an Indian school girl

The first thing I would do is apologize for such a delayed entry,I was out of ideas and was confused on what to write...

this particular article is about a perpetual life if an Indian girl.

" AREY!! GET UP! YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!"
unlike normal people my alarm clock was my mom.
I yawned and rubbed my eyes sleepily.
I literally dragged myself to the bathroom and brushed my teeth after that I continued with the daily ritual of getting dresses and packing my bag and stuffing a massive chunk of bread in my mouth and rushing out to catch my school bus.

Once reaching school, climbing the endless stairs to the class room with a 5 tonne bag hanging from my shoulder and slowing me down.
Upon reaching the class people like me (who are very sincere) open our bags and start drinking water while gossiping and the other category of students study, by the time we are done discussing all about how the head girl has no decency whatsoever and how the uniform should be of a different color and how one should not have these endless stairs but escalators and elevators in schools it is time for the assembly. First the prayer which is sung by a choir that just can't sing! Then a particular class conducts the assembly on the topic given. To be more detailed first the assembly begins with a quote, then some information based on the assigned topic, after that something like a talent competition in which one or two students sing some random song,recite some random poem which is supposed to be "inspirational" and then we stand in attention for the National Anthem. After the assembly that makes me sleepy again we have the class attendance where the teacher calls out our name roll number wise. The class teacher leaves the class, while we wait for our subject teacher to come, the unfortunate class monitor is left to take care of the wild class.

"Oye! 2nd sum was homework!!" screams a student.
"Please maintain discipline;" the monitor says with disinterest.

The subject teacher finally arrives and the monitor lets out a sigh of relief.

" Okay, class! Open your books to chapter 3, Hydrogen!" says the  teacher.
One thing about  Indian teachers is that they have a typical pronunciation. Also they strain on the capital letters.  

"The HYDROGEN is the most of the reactive of the elements, it has ONE electron in its shell." said the teacher. I yawned . After that the teacher talked some more, I didn't listen. All classes were the same, I didn't listen.

During recess me and my friends gathered around a table and we discussed random topics. My dabba had bhindi and chapati, after recess we had some other classes and we were done for the day. I slept in the entire long bus ride home.

For lunch were leftovers along with garam garam chapatis and raita. After stuffing myself up properly I watched a little television and then went for my Math tutions at 4. While I was walking I listened to disco deewane~ new version. The one hour tution was tiring and after that I came home and drank a glass of milk. Then I went outside to play with my friends. I came home did my home work revised chapters and once I was done I ate dinner while watching my all time favorite bollywood movie called as Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara.


At night , I lay in bed recalling the day and thinking, that yes, zindagi na milegi dobara !

Saturday, 14 November 2015

The modern day Cinderella~ NARRATED

It was morning and I brushed my teeth got ready and went down to the kitchen to make tea for my step family.
Bruno the dog greeted me with a wagging tail. I fed the horse,the dog,the chicken, the mice and the devil of a cat,Lucifer who belonged to my stepmom but I had to take care of his 'basic needs'. I removed the kettle from the induction cooker and served the tea. I went to my stepmom's room where my step sisters were barking like dogs on what to wear and on what not to wear. Lucifer walked in confidently, and one of the spoilt sisters shoved him out again. The door bell rang, I opened the door and was handed an invite from the palace for a party, I gave it to stepmom and she read it aloud for all of us to hear.

" Prince Charming, invites you to his 18th birthday party tonight  at 9 the party will last as long as the guests don't leave so it might last till 6 in the morning, please arrive at the castle at 9 sharp."

My step sisters started shreiking with delight, while they did that I skyped fairy godmother and told her everything and she said that she would provide me the dress and all that stuff.
I did my chores which involved all the house work . I vaccumed the floor and then used the steam mop to mop the floor, after that I stuffed the clothes in the washing machine and the dishes in the dish washer. I dusted the house while I played music on my bluetooth speaker. Then I googled a recipe for lunch and the perfect outfits for a party.
By the time I finished with the house chores it was time to leave and a limo was waiting outside for us, my sisters wore identical short,black dresses and stepmom wore a pathetic pink tight skirt with a t-shirt that said  ' Love being a Teen '.
I was not yet ready and they said they were late so they left without me. 
I was so upset, I called fairy godmother and told her everything she came over really quickly, ahe gave me a black croptop and a pair of denim shorts, I wore glass heels with it and heavy mascarra along with  an orange lipstick which looked amazing with my neon nalipolish . I went in our car and when I reached the castle I could hear the EDM music inside I walked in and texted fairy godmother.

ME: I have reached
FAIRY GODMOTHER: K
ME: Now what?!
 FAIRY GODMOTHER: IDK, curfew is 12 in the night.

I slid my phone in my pocket and greeted the prince, we dabced and danced and danced. After that we walked a little and spoke, and then the clock struck 12 and I rushed out it was difficult to run i  heels so I quickly got rid of them on the steps of the palace, the prince thought it was for him and he set out to search for me. Stepmom got to know I was late and locked me in my room as punishment, the prince came to our house did the shoe formality and we both went away to his palace where I had my own iPod and we hosted numerous parties and never invited  my ' Love being a Teen' stepmom. 
Fairy godmother had amazing fashion sense and she wore all funky clothes and she also had peircings  and numerous tattoos, life could never be better . 
                                                THE END

Wednesday, 11 November 2015

Life as a plant in PVZ

Hello! Today  I am writing this article because of two reasons

1> I am addicted to PVZ
2> PVZ is awesome, and the plants are epic.

For those of you who don't know what PVZ refers to, it Plants vs Zombies.
The plant I would pretend to be is the Sunflower 

I have just been planted and am staring at the huge army of zombies in front of me, there are imps,coneheads, bucket head, the regular one and the musician type?! Does that kind even exist?!
A pea shooter has been planted in front of me and the 'zombies are comin.' 
Oh a sun is coming up, and thanks to the great me... there is another pea shooter. 
Wait a minute, is that another SUNFLOWER?! 
Well you know what missy, you ain't giving more sun,and I try to create more sun, oh great I don't control the amount of sun I create!
There is a new kind of plant, looks like a pea shooter with two heads, that's pretty cool. One more sun. 
This is such a boring job! A bucket head, pea shooter is attacking...
attacking... Wait what?! That thing ate the pea shooter! It's moving forward, towards the other pea shooter and is eating him as well, finally the bucket fell off, one hand is off okay now just the head....and.....thank plantness it's dead!
A new plant! Chomper ! wow it just ate that zombie! Quite amazing!
Wow this is long! Oh my God! The final wave! Help! WE ARE GOING TO DIE! Save me! Oh God! That zombie burnt wall nut! He also burnt a pea shooter! I AM GOING TO DIE! The hand fell off, okay just the head! OH COME ON! HURRY WITH THE PEA! 
The head is off finally! 
WE WON!!!!!!! 
WE ACTUALLY WON!!!!!!!




Sunday, 8 November 2015

Annie in Hunger Games

Reaction to mockingjay

Hello! I am back with a new post and if you haven't noticed I am three days late! My humble apologies, I know the movie has been released like a long time ago,but people like me don't watch movies in the theater but, wait for it to be broadcast on TV. So, I just saw it and loved it. 
While I was watching the movie I got this wild idea to write my reaction for this post.

The first thing that I would mention is that at the starting of the movie I was pretty confused, it started randomly and then I have read this book called  The School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani  the books pretty cool and there are two characters called Castor and Pollux in it and those very same names are used in the Mockingjay as well  I don't know why but when I heard those names I couldn't help but picture the characters in my mind.
The movie is grand and awesome and epic and....... Its a never ending list.
I was so in love with Peeta Mellark before this movie, he was scary in this one, but that is how the author created him.
Moving on the ' if you burn, you burn with us' scene left goosebumps on me. I loved the movie, and overall I just say that if you haven't read the books I mentioned above then go to the bookstore near to you and buy them if you haven't seen the movie then watch it as well. 

IF I WAS IN THE GAMES

The first thing that I would do is not go to the Cornocopia. 
Katniss thought like me during that bit, I'd grab a backpack where ever I find one or I'd run into the forest and wait for the brutal bloodshed to end and once it does I would act like a hyena and take the remaining weapons, I'd probably have more weapons than those allies. I would climb a tree that was one sensible decision that Katniss made.
I would on knowing, that the fellow tribute who came with me was cheating and betraying me I would use the weapons I picked up, lets assume a set of ten knives, and kill their big group from the tree, in the dark and they'd be like  We are dying! Who is killing us?! Help!  I would be satisfied then, cause only then people who would be left won't be that strong..... I guess.
Given my attack in the dark, there will be no rebellion, I won't have to eat or rather show that I am eating nightlock. 
I won't be stuck on proving that I am not a rebel, and it would all be in complete order.
                                                        ~
I would be in the Quarter Quell of course, but then that is at my own risk, I'd probably use my brain while everyone is going crazy and win! Again!
Life would be scary but still amazing! I mean after winning, and during one of the dinner parties I would do what Snow did, I would poison Snow, call myself president and there would be an end to the games and there would also be end of thirteen, district thirteen is what I mean.
No rebellion, no problems,no Hunger Games and definitely no weird Capitol fashion!