the flu song (parody of heart ache by Bonnie Tyler)

Its a throat ache
nothing but a throat ache
hits you when you're too late
hits you with pathogens

Its a flu's game
nothing but a flu's game
coughing in the cold air
feeling like a clown,

its a throat ache
nothing but a throat ache 
cough until your throat aches
then you have a cold
it ain't right to think that you're so depended on meds,

It ain't right to need something as much as I needed meds

Its a throat ache
nothing but a throat ache
hits you when you're too late
hits you with pathogens

its a flu's game

nothing but a flu's game

standing in the cold rain

coughing like a clown

It ain't right to need something as much as I needed meds

its a flu's game

standing in the cold air 

coughing like a clown

it a throat ache

then the meds let you down 

its a throat ache

disclaimer:this is a song written by me for me and completely applies to the people suffering from the "throat ache" like me right now