types of gasps

Since there are a lot of different kinds of gasps and the art of gasping is underrated I thought of making a list of all the gasps that I have come across so far.

1: The clever gasp

When the friend who usually does not understand clever jokes or puns actually gets the one you don't. And well this is usually a rare sight, so whenever this happens be sure you have it written in your diary.

2: The-she-is-so-mean gasp

When the person you hate walks to you and says something so mean that only reaction that you can give them is a gasp.

3: When -you -say -something-mean gasp

When you have the best comeback ever, so you begin your dramatic dialogue with a gasp.

4: The dress gasp

When you see a really pretty dress. Or a really bad dress.
Either way it makes you gasp this gasp.

5: The-scary-scene gasp

This is when you see something gruesome or totally horrifying, you gasp.

6: The pretty girl gasp

When someone who looks 100 times better than you, passes you.

7: The gasping for breath gasp

Common when drowning or choking. Also if you have a blocked nose.

8:The crush gasp

When your crush passes you.

9: The horrified gasp

When someone says something really offending or unexpected.

10: The calm before the storm.

This is when you are on the verge of crying, but gasp to hold your tears in for a few more moments.

11: The total fangirl gasp

Self explanatory

12:  The post fart gasp

After farting a really nice and loud fart in public, you gasp and pretend that you are utterly ashamed of your unicorn's unworthy behaviour!

13: The technology gasp

When you realize that you are getting old and five year olds know more technology than you.

Those are all that I could come up at the moment, if I have missed any feel free to tell me in the comments section.