The Twilight Saga review

I know that there are literally thousands of people out there who love the series and all, I agree that it is a very good book. I tried reading the series, the first book was AMAZING! The second book was okay, and the third book I could not read, I mean, I got so bored. It is only repetition, Bella keeps getting into trouble and Edward keeps saving her.

This is very important, if you are a fan and get offended easily, I suggest you don't read the complete article.

The first thing that I will say is that I find their relationship really, really shallow. Edward loves Bella's smell and she loves Edward's face.
None of them actually care about the fact that their partner might be boring, or embarrassing , or stupid.
Bella does not care about the fact that Edward thinks Jacob is a pathetic creature, even though, Jacob was really good to Bella ever since she came to Forks.
 It is like reading the first book again and again, there is more than necessary mention of the Volturi and Victoria.
 I mean, alright, Victoria seeked revenge and all, but, she was an adult and maybe was a 100 years old, did the hundred years of living not teach her that she is not supposed to obsess over people that are impossible to deal with. Her obsession with killing Bella is almost as annoying as reading a language you don't understand, and then being tested on it.
Could she not live with the fact that her beloved James was dead? Is it that hard?

Bella keeps getting into trouble, and that girl has no guilt as to the fact she ruined Edward's life ever since she came in it. Everything was fine for him, then she came into his life, she kept getting into trouble and he kept saving her, because of which he kept getting into trouble.

Bella is also really really stupid! She keeps loving Edward because he is beautiful and all, and forgets Jacob, who helps her at all times, who always watches her back and ACTUALLY LOOKED AFTER HER WHEN EDWARD LEFT HER TO FEND FOR HERSELF.
Bella kept putting herself in trouble to hear Edward's "voice" after he left her. She did all the possible reckless activities.
If you compare it with the Harry Potter series. When Harry breaks up with Ginny for her protection,she still fights at the battle at Hogwarts and not put herself in danger purposely for attention.

Apart from that, she is never really brave, she never tries fighting for her boyfriend when he is in trouble, She just keeps making life difficult for Jacob and Edward.

Also the book Bella is nothing like the movie Bella, the Bella in the book is a very happy girl, and has human emotions. She is seldom very serious and has MAJOR mood swing, while the movie Bella is serious, boring and practically emotionless.

Another thing I would like to mention is that, it is NOT romantic for someone to crawl up in your room and watch you sleep, it is CREEPY.
And it is not nice for people to sparkle, it is not a sign of them being vampires, it is more like some fairy princess threw up on them.
The part of vampires being pale is still logical, because they don't have blood in them.
But the part that they don't have fangs. And giving them no bat powers was merely disappointing.

And why was Edward's hair like a cockatoo's head.

Overall, I would sum it up by saying that the first book was amazing, sort of amazing, the second book was stupid and the third book was too boring to complete reading. It was a huge disappointment and I expected way more from the author and all the fandoms!

types of gasps

Since there are a lot of different kinds of gasps and the art of gasping is underrated I thought of making a list of all the gasps that I have come across so far.

1: The clever gasp

When the friend who usually does not understand clever jokes or puns actually gets the one you don't. And well this is usually a rare sight, so whenever this happens be sure you have it written in your diary.

2: The-she-is-so-mean gasp

When the person you hate walks to you and says something so mean that only reaction that you can give them is a gasp.

3: When -you -say -something-mean gasp

When you have the best comeback ever, so you begin your dramatic dialogue with a gasp.

4: The dress gasp

When you see a really pretty dress. Or a really bad dress.
Either way it makes you gasp this gasp.

5: The-scary-scene gasp

This is when you see something gruesome or totally horrifying, you gasp.

6: The pretty girl gasp

When someone who looks 100 times better than you, passes you.

7: The gasping for breath gasp

Common when drowning or choking. Also if you have a blocked nose.

8:The crush gasp

When your crush passes you.

9: The horrified gasp

When someone says something really offending or unexpected.

10: The calm before the storm.

This is when you are on the verge of crying, but gasp to hold your tears in for a few more moments.

11: The total fangirl gasp

Self explanatory

12:  The post fart gasp

After farting a really nice and loud fart in public, you gasp and pretend that you are utterly ashamed of your unicorn's unworthy behaviour!

13: The technology gasp

When you realize that you are getting old and five year olds know more technology than you.

Those are all that I could come up at the moment, if I have missed any feel free to tell me in the comments section.