The life of a student is a vast topic probably as grand as a whale. But specifically today I would write a brief article on the types of students and their basic kind of discription
The life of a student is pretty much inside their text books. But for some students their text book life begins a day before the examination.
There are different kind of students some try to act like geniuses some are born with a brain like Einstien's.
Normal human students mostly dislike chemistry and geography.The mayhem lovers have one soul purpose in life: to enjoy the class riots they create.
The teacher's pet is the one who will do literally anything to get a teacher's attention.
Given below are a few type of students:
The Brainiac:
This type of student starts his/her textbook life before the school year starts. They sit alone in class and are usually found on the first bench, they pay attention to whatever the teacher says and the only "interesting" talks you can have with them is 'what is force?' or 'what is fractional distillation?'.
WARNING: TO PREVENT EXTREME BOREDOM SIT AT THE LAST BENCH OR AWAY FROM THE BRAINIAC.
The teacher' pet
This is the most common type , they are the students who irrelevant of their report card get the teacher's attention. They enjoy acting smart and try their best to answer questions during class hours and the conversation turns out like this:
Teacher: "Who will tell me what humidity is?"
[smart student thinks the answer]
Teacher's pet: "Ma'am it is present in Goa and it is water of sea and salt of sweat on face.[says confidentially ]
Teacher:" Good try, "
[teacher continues lesson without giving the correct definition leaving the smart kid lost and confused]
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THE -TRYING-TO-BE-COOL-KID
This type of student has the mayhem causers as his role model and think it is cool to throw paper balls and paper planes at fellow students, they usually end up in the principal's office.
THE SLEEPY HEAD
These kinds are rare but still are found mostly during third language class. They are too found on the first bench, but unlike the brainiac they are forced to sit their so the teacher can ensure they dont sleep off and travel to wonderland.
THE DIRT BAG
This kind hates all the teachers , and the prime objective of this student is to criticize teaching methods and use language that makes fellow students uncomfortable. This kind is found giggling or talking during lessons.
THE REBELS
They dont agree with teachers and believe in the fact that they are right and the teachers are wrong one example:
Teacher:"2+2=4"
Rebel:"NO! ITS 5"
Teacher: " child you need to practice addition"
Rebel:"Sir I know you are wrong and I will prove it I will show how I did the sum tomorrow,"
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They usually try getting the front seat and arm themselves with their nut like brain and the nonsense that they speak.
DESCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS MY THOUGHT PROCESS AND DOES NOT RAGARD TO ANYONE ANY RELATION IS COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL.
The life of a student is pretty much inside their text books. But for some students their text book life begins a day before the examination.
There are different kind of students some try to act like geniuses some are born with a brain like Einstien's.
Normal human students mostly dislike chemistry and geography.The mayhem lovers have one soul purpose in life: to enjoy the class riots they create.
The teacher's pet is the one who will do literally anything to get a teacher's attention.
Given below are a few type of students:
The Brainiac:
This type of student starts his/her textbook life before the school year starts. They sit alone in class and are usually found on the first bench, they pay attention to whatever the teacher says and the only "interesting" talks you can have with them is 'what is force?' or 'what is fractional distillation?'.
WARNING: TO PREVENT EXTREME BOREDOM SIT AT THE LAST BENCH OR AWAY FROM THE BRAINIAC.
The teacher' pet
This is the most common type , they are the students who irrelevant of their report card get the teacher's attention. They enjoy acting smart and try their best to answer questions during class hours and the conversation turns out like this:
Teacher: "Who will tell me what humidity is?"
[smart student thinks the answer]
Teacher's pet: "Ma'am it is present in Goa and it is water of sea and salt of sweat on face.[says confidentially ]
Teacher:" Good try, "
[teacher continues lesson without giving the correct definition leaving the smart kid lost and confused]
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THE -TRYING-TO-BE-COOL-KID
This type of student has the mayhem causers as his role model and think it is cool to throw paper balls and paper planes at fellow students, they usually end up in the principal's office.
THE SLEEPY HEAD
These kinds are rare but still are found mostly during third language class. They are too found on the first bench, but unlike the brainiac they are forced to sit their so the teacher can ensure they dont sleep off and travel to wonderland.
THE DIRT BAG
This kind hates all the teachers , and the prime objective of this student is to criticize teaching methods and use language that makes fellow students uncomfortable. This kind is found giggling or talking during lessons.
THE REBELS
They dont agree with teachers and believe in the fact that they are right and the teachers are wrong one example:
Teacher:"2+2=4"
Rebel:"NO! ITS 5"
Teacher: " child you need to practice addition"
Rebel:"Sir I know you are wrong and I will prove it I will show how I did the sum tomorrow,"
----------------x---------------------------------
They usually try getting the front seat and arm themselves with their nut like brain and the nonsense that they speak.
DESCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE IS MY THOUGHT PROCESS AND DOES NOT RAGARD TO ANYONE ANY RELATION IS COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL.
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